Over the course of time in Japan I have seen some beautiful examples of Engrish (or Japlish as it is otherwise known). Most days I see someone wearing a ridiculous tee-shirt, or carrying a pencil case that says things like "Sweet Happy Best". While they are funny, I generally don't share them as they are fairly commonplace. However, I bought an exercise book the other day with a BRILLIANT engrish slogan that I had to share!
"Dear Sweet Dot: For the life that is ordinary with fabric of a dear sweet dot an accent."
First person to explain wins a prize!